We would like to say a big thank you to our poetic customer for this ditty and he would like to apologise to Pam Ayers.
Oh I wish I’d looked after me neb
and rinsed the vaporiser head.
At times when I wheeze
and struggle to breathe
Oh I wish I’d looked after me neb.
Oh I wish I’d been a little more willin’
To part with a few hard earned shillings.
It needed some spares
and I didn’t care
Now I’m faced with an extra big billin'
The man on the end of the phone
had brought it along to me home.
He said “Hello Evergreen”.
“The neb is simple to clean”
Time to give back the neb that’s on loan.
Complete with instructions and guidelines,
a medicine chamber and driveline.
Some spare filters a mask,
a contact to ask,
All delivered in practically no time.
At first it was all fine and dandy.
Whenever I wheezed it was handy.
I soon took it for granted
despite how my wife ranted
The Mrs resembled a banshee!
“The machine needs a simple wipe clean!
The filters aren’t meant to be green!
The chamber a rinse!
It made the nurse wince!
Such a small effort to make it all gleam.”
So now I’m online for a new one
A few clicks, a card payment and all done.
It will be with me next day
so Evergreen say
Their service is second to non
With the wife now after my spleen!
Advice hints and tips from Evergreen
I promise to strive
Till that day arrives
When they finally make them dry clean!
If you need any help caring for your nebuliser please don't hesitate to get in touch you can phone 01942 701210 or email us here or post below.
I have given some of my nebulisers names over the years!
ReplyDeleteMy first one a Medix Traveler (HUGE lump) was refered to as .....'nebby'.
I currently have 'Oscar Omron'.
Micro elite is called 'Tidcom' short for tiddly compressor.
Curently thinking about a name for my new Pari neb............. Will get back to you on this one! It is working great now it has a new battery. Thanks X